The Swannies were lit, Questionable answers, and a frozen journey

The Swannies were a great success, 10 times better than any Hugo awards with lame old guys. Swannies> Hugos. I bet the Hugos don't even have the PTSD Pupper award. 
"These awards are awesome" -Plato
"Swannies were hella lit fam" -Jesus Christ of Nazareth
"Hugos aint got nothing on this" -Ray Bradbury
"These stories are so creative and awesome"-Me

On my last super great amazing post about Hal the mean robot, Ms Swan, the gracious host of our amazing awards, left some questions I will now answer.

Q: Why DO you think both apes and men freak out about the monolith? (Are they impressed? What IS their reaction?) 
A: Men are proud of themselves that they can explore the moon and take a super ambitious selfie. Apes are super confused, and stare at it with awe.

Q: You didn't feel bad at all for HAL, huh? :-D 
A: no he was a big rude meanie >:c

I really couldn't feel bad for Hal, his death song wasn't even cute, I was like "good". He would've killed the other guy if he hadn't stopped him.

And now for a Frozen Journey. That story was so cool, and the way that a man was ruined from the inside. Poor guy. I like how his guilt over the little bird ruined his life. 

KURBICK FAKED THE MOON LANDING

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Anyways, that movie was so weird. I kinda wish there was subtitles for when the people were talking in the meeting room because I couldn't hear what was going on.

HAL was so rude. Smh can't believe he iced everyone like that. Also I like how he said he never made mistakes ever. So killing the crew was intentional, at first I thought it was an actual malfunction and then I realized what he was doing. Man. Then during HAL final moments I thought good die". But I couldnt hear what the guy was saying in the little monitor. Oh well.

The monolith was also really confusing. But it was interesting how the apes and humans approached it. The apes circled around it and groped it and were all "ooh ahh". The humans all stood in front of it, and were like "#MoonLanding". I bet the loud ringing the monolith made was because it got mad it wasn't getting the respect it deserved. Then when it appeared at the end, what the heck was even happening. Did it create the room he was in and then resurrected him into the star child when he died or ?????

Also, remember the star child at the end of the movie? This is them now. Feel old yet?